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May the Sober Force Be With You.

The Force is strong with your sobriety

12 Steps -StarWars Version

#1. May the Force be with you, as you admit you are powerless over the Dark Side.

#2. Believe in the Jedi Order to restore you to sanity.

#3. Make a decision to turn your will and life over to the Light Side of the Force.

#4. Search your feelings and make a fearless moral inventory of yourself.

#5. Confess to Master Yoda, to yourself, and to another Jedi the exact nature of your wrongs.

#6. Be ready for the Force to remove all these character defects.

#7. Humbly ask the Force to awaken the good within you.

#8. Make a list of all beings you have harmed and be willing to make amends to them all.

#9. Make direct amends with such beings, except when doing so would cause harm.

#10. Continue to use the Force through meditation and reflection, and when you stray from the path, promptly admit it.

#11. Seek greater connection with the Force through meditation and communication.

#12. Having experienced the power of the Force, share this wisdom with other Jedi and practice these principles in all areas of your life.

uSE THE FORCE YOU WILL.

Levels of Sobriety inspired by StarWars

0 – 5 years of unbroken sobriety:

Soberwan, a Soberwan is a learner or apprentice, akin to a fledgling Jedi honing their skills in the Force. This term signifies a journey of growth, resilience, and discovery within the realm of sobriety.

 

5 – 10 years of unwavering sobriety:

Sober Jedi Knight, embodying an enigmatic mastery over challenges, exuding an aura of serenity and grace akin to those who harness the Force with profound intuition and purpose.

 

10 – 20 years of steadfast sobriety: 

Sober Jedi Master, a revered title bestowed upon those who have ascended to great heights of wisdom, leadership, and insight, mirroring the revered leaders within the Jedi Order.

 

20+ years of enduring sobriety: 

Sober Not High Council, a legendary assembly of the most esteemed and powerful members of the Jedi Order, symbolizing the pinnacle of strength, guidance, and influence within the galaxy.

 

12 Steps - YODA VERSION

#1. Powerless over the Dark Side, you must admit.

#2. Believe in the Jedi Order, find sanity, you will.

#3. To the Light Side, your will and life surrender.

#4. Fearless inventory of yourself, take.

#5. Confess to Master Yoda, you must, and others, the wrongs you have done.

#6. Remove character defects, let the Force do.

#7. Humbly ask the Force, awaken the good within you.

#8. List those harmed, make amends, you must.

#9. Direct amends, make, harm not causing.

#10. Stray from the path, admit promptly.

#11. Meditate and reflect, stay connected with the Force.

#12. Share wisdom with other Jedi, practice these principles always, you will.

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GROGU (BABY YODA) MOCKTAIL

How to Make a Baby Yoda Mocktail:

Sober Curator Pro Tip: There are lots of types of green drinks you can make. Creative, you may get. 

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup of green apple juice
  • 1/4 cup of sparkling water
  • 1 tablespoon of honey
  • 1/2 lime, juiced, use the other half for the ears
  • Mint leaves
  • Ice cubes
  • Sugar (optional, for rimming the glass)
  • Baby Yoda-themed garnishes (e.g., small Yoda figurine, green sugar for decorating)
  • Blueberries
  • String, twine, or yarn
  • Toothpick or cocktail pin
  • Lightweight burlap cloth
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Instructions:

  1. Prepare the Glass:
    • For best effect, use a Glory Margarita Glass. If desired, rim the glass with sugar by moistening the rim with a lime wedge and dipping it into a plate of sugar.
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  2. Create Baby Yoda Look:

  3. Use string, twine, or yarn to tie Baby Yoda, aka The Child’s waist, around the stem of the glass.

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  5. Add Eyes:
    • Insert blueberries onto a toothpick or cocktail pin and place them at the top of the glass as eyes for Baby Yoda.
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  6. Muddle Mint:

  7. In the prepared glass, lightly muddle a few mint leaves to release their flavor.

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  9. Mix the Ingredients:

  10. In a shaker, combine green apple juice, sparkling water, honey, lime juice, and ice cubes. Shake well to mix and chill the ingredients.

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  12. Strain into Glass:

  13. Strain the mixture from the shaker into the prepared glass over fresh ice.

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  15. Garnish:

  16. Garnish the mocktail with additional mint leaves and any additional Baby Yoda-themed decorations for that adorable touch.

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  18. Serve and Enjoy:

  19. Serve the Baby Yoda Mocktail immediately and relish the refreshing, sweet, and tangy flavors of this delightful beverage, now transformed into a charming Baby Yoda look-alike!

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May the Force be with you as you sip your Baby Yoda Mocktail in style and whims!

 

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